Why I hate car dealerships in 3 parts

Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
01/10/2014 at 10:08 • Filed to: shameful self share is shameful sorry, stealerships

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Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/10/2014 at 10:12

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While your tag is funny, I have to say I did enjoy your post and this approach to sharing is much better for Oppo. Because you have a title that clearly describes your post with a link it is almost as if it is a content post itself. Sometimes the "shared" comments just look odd and out of place. That being said, the mod-alert, need authorship "shared" comments are very helpful for us. Great Job, Arch Duke!


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Tom McParland
01/10/2014 at 10:14

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Thanks, I'm trying to do this.


Kinja'd!!! RacecaR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/10/2014 at 10:17

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HOW did you not coldcock that last guy?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RacecaR
01/10/2014 at 10:19

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It took a lot of restraint, and I'm not a violent person, but boy did I want to.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/10/2014 at 10:31

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My last experience buying a car was only slightly painful. The place I got my xB from was good, but one of the other places I went to check out a similar car was...frustrating. The price was about $500 less for 5k miles less, but as soon as I got there I started getting the not-so-warm and fuzzies. First off, I couldn't test drive it because the keys were in another salesman's desk, which was locked. Uh...

Second, it was missing the passenger's headrest (which they said would be replaced). Third, three of the four wheels were the optional rims, but the fourth was the standard hubcaps. The salesman says, I shit not, that some of the xB's came from the factory that way due to an error.

Most people would have just left due to their brain hurting at that point, but I stuck around...I guess for laughs. After all this, the guy asked me what I was looking at price-wise. I returned the website price minus $500 because I knew at that point I'd be replacing a headrest and a wheel. No, he wanted to know what my monthly payment would be. I repeated the price I said. He came back with "well, let's work with $250 a month." I had already figured out, with financing, $70 less. I, in nicer terms, said eff that and left. Waste of time.